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on all orders over £50


Not quite right? No worries just send it back.


UK orders over £50

Because we love you, delivery is FREE on all UK orders over £50. Whoop whoop. Your order will be delivered by Royal Mail Signed For™1st Class. Meaning your Rubber Killer order should be with you by the very next working day, according to the postie. And when it arrives they’re gonna ask for your autograph. But you’re probably used to that, right?

International orders and UK orders under £50

Really sorry, but at this time we don’t offer free shipping to international addresses or on UK orders under £50. To see the delivery options and costs of your order, just go to your shopping cart, select ‘Estimate Shipping & Taxes’ and fill out your delivery address. Easy peasy.

Easy returns

Want to return something? No problem. All we ask is that the item is in the same nick as the day it was born. Oh and that you send it back within 14 days of receiving your order. That’s it.

How to return an item

It’s this simple:

1.    Fill out our quick and easy returns form on our delivery & returns page

2.    We’ll send you a friendly email with our return address details

3.    Pop your item in the post

4.    Remember to keep proof of postage, just in case your package gets lost.

Return costs

Return postage is on you this time. Sorry.

How to look after me




Wipe clean with a damp cloth or sponge. Simple as that. Or to keep your rubber looking super shiny and new, use rubber care products made for tyres and wellies.


Or just give it to your Mum. She knows how to do it.


Rubber messenger bag


Even Batman wants one.

This slick all rubber bag is enough to make the Dark Knight weep tears of salty jealousy. Just like The Alex Large, it’s super strong and super sexy. And perfect for stashing clever little gadgets and gizmos, plus normal stuff like your lunch (‘cause even superheroes need to eat you know). Choose from the little or large Alex messenger bag, or get both. Batman would.


Details, details

  • Made from nothing but reclaimed rubber inner tubes – it has super strong capabilities that make it a real life saver.
  • Dedicated pocket for your mini tablet and phone – keeps your sacred devices in good nick.
  • Adjustable, broad nylon shoulder strap – comfy to carry.
  • Zipper front pocket – makes retrieving your keys so fast you could set a new world record.
  • Velcro closure – stays shut and opens at lightening speed.
  • Compact size (300x110x230mm) 7.6 litres- small enough to go with you everywhere.
  • Lovingly handmade in Chiang Mai - helping to support fair paid jobs in Thailand.
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