The Danny BIG

The Danny BIG
Availability: In Stock
Qty: Make Me Yours


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on all orders over £50


Not quite right? No worries just send it back.


UK orders over £50

Because we love you, delivery is FREE on all UK orders over £50. Whoop whoop. Your order will be delivered by Royal Mail Signed For™1st Class. Meaning your Rubber Killer order should be with you by the very next working day, according to the postie. And when it arrives they’re gonna ask for your autograph. But you’re probably used to that, right?

International orders and UK orders under £50

Really sorry, but at this time we don’t offer free shipping to international addresses or on UK orders under £50. To see the delivery options and costs of your order, just go to your shopping cart, select ‘Estimate Shipping & Taxes’ and fill out your delivery address. Easy peasy.

Easy returns

Want to return something? No problem. All we ask is that the item is in the same nick as the day it was born. Oh and that you send it back within 14 days of receiving your order. That’s it.

How to return an item

It’s this simple:

1.    Fill out our quick and easy returns form on our delivery & returns page

2.    We’ll send you a friendly email with our return address details

3.    Pop your item in the post

4.    Remember to keep proof of postage, just in case your package gets lost.

Return costs

Return postage is on you this time. Sorry.

How to look after me


32oz cotton canvas


Spot clean only, when dry, using a stiff brush. Be gently now.


Or just give it to your Mum. She knows how to do it.

The Danny BIG

32oz cotton canvas bag


Strongest bag ever made in the whole wide world. Ever.

The Danny Big is so flippin’ strong that we really do believe it should come with a lifetime guarantee. But our legal advisors said no. Miserable muppets. But I bet you a fiver it will.


Details, details

  • Made from 100% premium, super tough, really thick 32oz cotton canvas – water runs off it, as if it were a duck’s back, it’s perfect for carrying heavy things and it’ll last for years. Maybe even a lifetime. No kidding.
  • Really roomy (460x150x350mm) 24.1 litres – looks modest on your arm, but this bag is a dark horse and offers plenty of space if you need to pack it out. 
  • Thick, strong, brown leather handles – so you can carry your goods with confidence. Plus they look effing sexy.
  • Internal slip pocket – for all the little things.
  • Available in two sizes - choose from The Danny Big or The Danny Massive (or get both).
  • Lovingly handmade in Chiang Mai - helping to support fair paid jobs in Thailand.
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